Best Joke contest
Enjoying The Show
see the details here [link]
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My sister *KiraVanndrea failed in her driving examination.
it was only the first time and it was close, so.....
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I had an "Best joke contest" and I promissed to feature the best two or three of them in my journal so here are the best ones!
by ~KissFromAbove
"Two muffins were being cooked in an oven, when the first one said:
-Damn, it sure is hot in here!
Then the other muffin turned to the first and said:
-Omg lol!! A talking muffin!"
by *veddie-edder
There are three nuns stood at the entrance to Heaven.
St Peter explains that there's limited space in Heaven now, and that they've introduced a policy where you have to answer a question about the Christian faith in order to prove you really deserve a place in Heaven.
So he asks the first nun, "What was the first book in the Bible?"
"That's easy! Genesis was the first book in the Bible."
Her answer was correct, and she was let in.
The second nun takes her place in from of St Peter.
"What was the name of the son of God?" he asks.
"Jesus," and once again, she was let into Heaven.
The head nun steps up.
"Right, seeing as you're the chief, you can have an extra hard question - what did Eve say to Adam upon seeing him?"
"Ooooh... That's a hard one..."
Before the nun could say any more, she was let in. Her answer was correct.
by ~DraccySE
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef...
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You all may vote to final best one!
just send me a note (or a message in my journal) with the name of the one who you like most. I will feature the winner in my journal....say this to all your friends. I note down your votes till the 10th of september
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still waiting for my new avatar from
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BEST ARTIST OF THE MONTH!!!
I'm going to post my best artist of the month every 10th day of the month!
That can be because your fantastic art, or because you're very kind!
Best artist of the month!
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Best friends
Zalom by *KiraVanndrea [link]
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also watch my sister *KiraVanndrea
and watch my friend ~elvira2
Cheerful
don't know the English mark for a 6 I think a C or something?
